Category Archives: Horoscope

ARIES (March 21-​​​​April 19): “Excess is the common substitute for energy,” said poet Marianne Moore. That’s a problem you should watch out for in the coming weeks. According to my astrological projections, you’re a bit less lively and dynamic than usual. And … Continue reading →

ARIES (March 21-​​​​April 19): “I am very much in love with no one in particular,” says actor Ezra Miller. His statement would make sense coming out of your mouth right about now. So would this one: “I am very much … Continue reading →

ARIES (March 21-​​​​April 19): To determine whether you are aligned with the cosmic flow, please answer the following questions. 1. Would you say that your current situation is more akin to treading water in a mosquito-​​​​ridden swamp, or conducting a ritual of … Continue reading →

ARIES (March 21-​​​​April 19): The Persian scholar Avicenna was so well-​​​​rounded in his knowledge that he wrote two different encyclopedias. Even as a teenager he was obsessed with learning all he could. He got especially consumed with trying to master Aristotle’s … Continue reading →

ARIES (March 21-​​​​April 19): Chris Moneymaker was employed as an accountant in Tennessee. On a whim, he paid $39 to enter an online poker tournament. Although he knew a lot about the game, he had never competed professionally. Nevertheless, he won the … Continue reading →

ARIES (March 21-​​​​April 19): “Choconiverous” is an English slang word that’s defined as having the tendency, when eating a chocolate Easter Bunny, to bite the head off first. I recommend that you adopt this direct approach in everything you do in the … Continue reading →

ARIES (March 21-​​​​April 19): To depict what lay beyond the limits of the known world, medieval mapmakers sometimes drew pictures of dragons and sea serpents. Their images conveyed the sense that these territories were uncharted and perhaps risky to explore. … Continue reading →

ARIES (March 21-​​​​April 19): Do you have an entourage or posse that helps you work magic you can’t conjure up alone? Is there a group of co-​​​​conspirators that prods you to be brave and farseeing? If not, try to whip one … Continue reading →