Category Archives: Horoscope

ARIES (March 21-​​​​April 19): In 1978, Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield began selling their new ice cream out of a refurbished gas station in Burlington, Vermont. Thirty-​​​​seven years later, Ben & Jerry’s is among the world’s best-​​​​selling ice cream brands. Its … Continue reading →

ARIES (March 21-​​​​April 19): The next seven weeks will NOT be a favorable time to fool around with psychic vampires and charismatic jerks. I recommend you avoid the following mistakes, as well: failing to protect the wounded areas of your psyche; demanding … Continue reading →

ARIES (March 21-​​​​April 19): “Excess is the common substitute for energy,” said poet Marianne Moore. That’s a problem you should watch out for in the coming weeks. According to my astrological projections, you’re a bit less lively and dynamic than usual. And … Continue reading →

ARIES (March 21-​​​​April 19): “I am very much in love with no one in particular,” says actor Ezra Miller. His statement would make sense coming out of your mouth right about now. So would this one: “I am very much … Continue reading →

ARIES (March 21-​​​​April 19): To determine whether you are aligned with the cosmic flow, please answer the following questions. 1. Would you say that your current situation is more akin to treading water in a mosquito-​​​​ridden swamp, or conducting a ritual of … Continue reading →

ARIES (March 21-​​​​April 19): The Persian scholar Avicenna was so well-​​​​rounded in his knowledge that he wrote two different encyclopedias. Even as a teenager he was obsessed with learning all he could. He got especially consumed with trying to master Aristotle’s … Continue reading →

ARIES (March 21-​​​​April 19): Chris Moneymaker was employed as an accountant in Tennessee. On a whim, he paid $39 to enter an online poker tournament. Although he knew a lot about the game, he had never competed professionally. Nevertheless, he won the … Continue reading →

ARIES (March 21-​​​​April 19): “Choconiverous” is an English slang word that’s defined as having the tendency, when eating a chocolate Easter Bunny, to bite the head off first. I recommend that you adopt this direct approach in everything you do in the … Continue reading →